my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
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the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
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Dumbledore:
Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
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Dumbledore:
I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
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Dumbledore:
There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
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Dumbledore:
And it just goes up every year
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Dumbledore:
I guess that just means all your parents hate you
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Dumbledore:
Great let's have some pumpkin juice
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Dumbledore:
30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot
are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on
selfies
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
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why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
